(I sit on stage)
Me: Hello Iím pikachubuneary, I talk about it so YOU donít have to. But here's something EVERYONE should be talking about! As you know, the U.S. govornment at the time is doing a terrible job, but NOW they have the balls to censor THE INTERNET![link]
Me: Their trying to pass a bill called Protect IP which will censor certain websites from being accessed for as long as the next 10 years! That could include Youtube, Nostalgia Critic, Facebook, Twitter, & even THIS website! If we let them do this our internet access might never be the same. And that's not good because the internet is more than entertainment. People use the internet to socialize, donate money to important charities, read the news, look for jobs, privacy, doing homework, communication with important people, & even plan their career. We cannot allow this kind of thing to happen! So just go to these web sites & follow the directions to voting against this bill.[link][link][link]
Me: Go their now & vote against the bill, but also remember that this isn't something you can do on their own. Send people the link to this deviant submission now. You can also let people know about it on Twitter & Facebook, any website where you can talk to a lot of people. Remember, this is the internet we're talking about. This is your time, your chance to make a difference! So do it now, and I mean NOW! I'm pikachubuneary, and I wish to protect the internet...Do you?......
(I walk off stage)